KAMIKAZE KAITOU JEANNE

Literal English "The Mysterious Wind Thief of God, Jean"

(Kamikaze means Wind Of God in reference to the fact that every time Japan was attacked by invaders, a typhoon hit Japan and protected its people, as if by God.)

Story 1 "When Access' Feeling Toward Fin Reaches Her" Instant Access Legend.

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From the color illustration at the beginning....

Access: Heh heh heh heh heh. MY OWN STORY! BECOME BIGGER NOW!

Chiaki: What's going on? What a noisy guy for first thing in the morning.

Access: Ha ha...this flower's named"Saint Lovers". It's a really plant from the sky world is difficult to grow.

Chiaki: Is there some benefit to getting it to grow?

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1st Page

Access: St. Lovers, like the name implies, will make someone's love come true.

It's REALLY difficult to grow. As the flowers fade, they go to seed. It's said, its seed has a divine power. Anyone keeping the seed as an amulet shall obtain good fortune in love.

Chiaki: You mean something good happens.

Access: Uh-oh.

Access thinks: By telling Chiaki...

Access imagines Chiaki saying: Is that SO?! Then, I''ll take it!! YES! Now I can be lovey-dovey with Maron.
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Access: Nothing.

Chiaki: HEY SILK!!! YOU'VE HIDING SOMETHING!!! That's the wrong character!

(Access is pretending to be someone else we think)

Access: Ow! Ow! It's just a all-around medicine. LET GO!

Both: Huh?!

They splash themselves with water.

Maron: 48 degree celcius.

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3rd Page

Maron: Why did you splash yourselves?

Chiaki: It was Access's fault.

Chiaki coughs twice.

Chiaki thinks: Our date.

Sign: This story is an incident that happened during the July issue, episode 18 to the August issue, episode 19.

Chiaki: Access tried to hide some herb medicine.

Maron: Herbal medicine. You mean this?

Chiaki: Hey Maron, that flower is an all-around medicine from the sky world.

Maron: Then why don't you take some?

Chiaki: Oh yeah, please feed to it me by mouth to mouth.

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4th Page

Maron: Uh, don't be ridiculous.

Chiaki: I'm always forewarn and very serious. Nice to meet you.

Maron: Get off!

Chiaki: No.

Fin: FIN-CHAN RAZOR!

Chiaki: Waaaaah! Fin!

Fin: Well, whenever you get chance, you try to get Maron. This is the sort of thing.... Fin-chan will try to eat it all. (the seed).

Chiaki: Ah! Ah!

Maron: Fin!

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5th Page

Maron: Oh. Oh. Oh.

Access: Hey Chiaki! I made an ice bag! Here!

Maron: ACCESS!

She's holding his body and squeezing.

Access: Aaaaaaack!

Maron: What're you going to do about it?! Fin fainted after swallowing the flower bud you created! What're we going to do Chiaki? Fin! Fin!

Chiaki: She'll be all right, Maron because I'm here.

Chiaki thinks: Oh man, am I happy.

Access is holding a magazine called "Weekly Angel". The back of the magazine says "For this summer 'How to keep holy cheap'".

Access: Symptoms for ingesting St. Lovers is... (suddenly Access looks surprised).

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6th Page

Fin: Access, I love you.

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7th Page

Maron: What's happened to Fin?

Maron is holding a big cooking pot with soft rice in it.

Access: Huh?

Maron: WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU, FIN?

Access: It's the St. Lover's seed incantation of love. Whoever eat the bud, he or she will love the owner of the flower. It's that kind of mysterious herb.

Description: If you wait until it produces a seed, it will become an amulet. But if taken before it becomes a seed, then the flower thinks "Oh, my owner cannot wait until I become a seed. How impatient". Then the flower makes people be lovers.

Fin: Access, I love you. Look at me.

Access: The flower bud will stick that will cause her to speak words of love. Just like she's doing.

She's suddenly talking with an Osakan ben.

Fin: I'm infactuated with you.

Maron: That...that....

Chiaki: I think I should be growing some of that.

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8th Page

Access: Regardless, it's been what I've longed for. To be lovers.

Access has his head on Fin's lap while she preens his ear. Next frame has Fin feeding Access shaved ice drink.

Sign: Shaved Ice is perfect for hot lovers.

Sign: A man's cooking. (Japanese girls like guys that are good at cooking.)

Fin: Oh, pancakes.

Chiaki: Oh, I'm jealous.

Maron: This situation is rotten. It goes completely against how she feels.

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9th Page

Both girls are blushing.

Guy: Are you all right?

Maron: Y-yes.

Guy: I'm sorry. I left the boxes. I'll take care of them right away.
The elevator has arrived.

Maron: Th-Thank you very much.
Miyako, let's go.

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10th Page

Maron: Cool, wasn't he? (with hearts)

Miyako is dealing with a pounding heart.

Maron: The boxes were empty so he's the one that just moved in.

Maron (thinking) He's good looking and honest. Exactly MY TYPE!

Guy Thinking: Just as I suspected. She's the one.

Maron

11th Page

Guy: Kusakabe Maron.

Maron: I'm home, Fin!

Fin: Haro....n!
Vice-angel, Fin-fish is here!

Maron: I'm home, Fin!

Fin: Welcome home!
The next job is...

Maron: I refuse.

Fin: Why? Why?

Maron: I just did one yesterday. I'm a busy high school student. I need time for school and adolescence.
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12th Page

Maron: Compared to me, being an angel is a breeze. You never have to deal with tests or clubs.

Fin: WHAT?! Fin, has to complete her orders. Otherwise, I can't be promoted to a real angel! It's HARD!

Maron: Then we ought to quit stealing!

Fin: MARON! YOU STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR A MONTH!

The only one, who can collect the devils concealed by Satan within the art, is the incarnation of Jeanne Daluku! (Joan of Arc - English; Jeanne D'Arc - French)
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13th Page

Maron: Anyway, being the incarnation of Jeanne is a nice position and it fits me to a T.

Fin: Long ago, Satan, who wanted this world, found that God could be weakened when the century turns to the 20's. And that's by using works of art in the human world. Whomever feels the beauty of those paintings, he shall be able to destroys their minds. Humans' beautiful minds..THEY are the root of God.

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14th Page

Fin: If it continues unchecked, God will die. Humans will disappear. There will be NO ONE left.

Maron: You're right.

Fin: If any other person were to try to collect the pictures, they'll be possessed. Only YOU, who received the power of God in your former life, can do it.

Maron: But... What a pain. And there's Miyako to deal with.

Fin: Oh, so you're giving up the reward?
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15th Page

Fin: If you finish this, I can make a wish come true for you.

Maron: No! I'll do it! Right away! There's nothing that will keep me from doing it!

Fin: Yes!

Maron: Where?

Fin: Weeell, near Kakimachi.

Maron: You mean, that's ALL you know? You talked like you knew all about it.

Fin: That's all. I thought I'd leave the rest up to you, Maron.

Maron: Actually, it wasn't planned for tonight, that's why, right?

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16th Page

Well, Kakimachi borders our town, so it should be over that way.
Pretty close! Easy! Easy!

Guy: Good afternoon.

Maron: Good afternoon.

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17th Page

Maron thinking: He's the one I met before.

Guy: We meet again.

Maron thinking: Wow! His smile is attractive too. High points for him!

Maron: Oh, you're next door!

Guy: Looks like it. I'm Nagoya. Just moved in today.

Maron thinks: He's a bit different than I thought, but still handsome.

Guy: What a lovely view.

Maron: Sure, because it's the 7th floor.

Guy: I didn't mean the scenery.

Maron: Huh?
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18th Page

Maron suddenly realizes what he meant. Kyaaaaaaaah! (Apparently, her bra is showing from beneath a light summer top and possibly some of her anatomy there as well.)

She thinks: No, no...how embarrassing. This couldn't be worse. Oh my GOD! Aaaaaaaa!

Fin: What happened, Maron?
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19th Page

Maron: What?! You fell for him at first sight?!

Miyako: Sure did. The guy that saved me from the boxes yesterday.

Maron: You're so uncomplicated. Just like you, Miyako.

Miyako: So, once again, we're rivals, Maron.

Maron: Huh?

Miyako: You can't hide it, I can tell you're in love too.

Maron: Pass! Pass! I'll pass on a guy of HIS type!

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20th Page

Maron: Nice first meeting, fall right into love...no way! He saw me in a shameful moment and I never want to see him again.

Miyako: Maron, you're REALLY not interested in him?

Maron: Nope.

Miyako: Oh? Then, I'm going after him.

Maron: Go right ahead.

The teacher comes in.

Sensei: Hey, hey, take your seats. Quiet down!

Miyako: What's Pakkyamlamao-sensei so irritable about this morning?

Maron: She's been that way ever since yesterday.
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